HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I AM HIGHLY AMUSED NOW.

I think Chai just did the most amusing note on Facebook.

Some GaGa over Google thing, and because I think notes are more tedious than blogging, I shall do it here!!!

Here goes:
Google your name, and write down the first webpage link name that makes grammatical sense and is relevant or just pick the funniest one on the first page of results.


1. Google "[your name] needs":
Deborah needs pink bus.
(...)

2. Google "[your name] looks like" (--I decide to use Debbie from here onwards 'cause Deborah looks like doesn't give any grammatically correct answers for the first 2 pages alone---):
Miss Debbie about the bones poking out .... She looks like she's ill.
(The only thing I could find -_-)

3. Google "[your name] likes":
‘Little Debbie likes to watch’
(Thanks, thanks, little)

4. Google "[your name] says"
Debbie Says The Darndest Things.
(8D)

5. Google "[your name] wants":
Debbie wants to be a duck when she grows up and likes jellies (jellyfish)
(I'M SURE I DO.)

6. Google "[your name] does":
Debbie Does Dallas
(OMG THIS IS A PORNO MOVIE WHHHHHAAAAAAA t's damn disgusting, just google it yourself, I can't bear to read the Wikipedia plot any further...!!!!! AND THERE ARE TINY RECTANGLES OF VIDEOS ON THE PAGE TOO, WHICH ARE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY GRAPHIC -eyes burn terribly-. This movie was apparently made in the GOLDEN AGE OF PORN. OH MAH SHIT, I should've just used DEBORAH)

7. Google "[your name] hates":
Debbie hates dusts over Dickie's shirt

8. Google "[your name] can":
Debbie can tell you more!
(HAHAHA Some retarded advertisement thing.)

9. Google "[your name] goes":
Debbie Goes to College
(Yeah, baby, yeah.)

10. Google "[your name] is":
Debbie is killed
(Finally a coherent sentence in the first webpage link - (other than Debbie does -_-) and I DON'T WANNA DIE, I'M NOT KILLED NOOOO)

11. Google "[your name] loves":
Debbie Loves Joey
(YES I DO!!! Another coherent first link, yay Joey~)

Hoohoohoo. My studying is terribly lag. :/