Me: Eh, fatfats - Ew, he's still playing.


Fatfats = my brother. His eyes are glued to the laptop screen intently.


My mum glances towards him crossly.


Mummy: EH FAT! Fatfats!

Bro: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mummy: Stop playing, you've been playing too long!

Bro: THEN WHY MUST YOU CALL ME FATFATS????????

Mummy: I don't know.



HAHAHAHAHAHA My influence is overpowering!!!!!! Even my mum calls my bro FATFATS NOW LOLOLOLOLOL and FAT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA I laughed like SHIT