Okay... Here goes. *heaves huge sigh*

So there was a purplehood sleepover on Thursday night with Belindie and Jingo, and before that had Subway with Myra Shinny and Jingo (where we were lame and crapped and our seat jutted outta the restaurant XDDDD)

Watched Prince Caspian on Friday with Belindie and Jingo (IT WAS GOODEHHH I LIKE EDMUND I DONT KNOW WHY LOL), and thennn went for my taekwondo.

Supposed to go out today but it got post-poned last minute to tomorrow so I kinda missed the comm meeting at Macs for nothing. SORRY. :/

See, boring. Boring stuff. Noone wants to read right?

SO GET A LOAD OF THIS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


This is what happens when two retards are bored and get random. (And of course, when there's nothing else interesting to post about)

We write a crappy story consisting of tv shows, story characters and George Bush. It's interesting, really. Just that it sounds really, really disjointed because we take turns to write each sentence. HAHAHAHAAHAH.

You can read if you are erm, that bored. XD


Bum's brown, I'm blue.

Our Awesome Story.

So i was walking down a pumpkin patch filled with the glorious memories of my childhood days spent stoning george Bush when George Bush himself (in person) stormed towards me. I figured that he was lame (the bionic leg gave it away) so i decided that it would not hurt to throw one more pumpkin at him.

I picked up an enormous pumpkin, which was almost the size of his head, and hurled it professionally. Yet, his bodyguard Barney came in and enticed the pumpkin away with promises of a free hug.

Disgusted, i stuffed the pumpkin down Barney's huge purple mouth and pushed him towards George Bush. "HUG HIM INSTEAD!"

Unfortunately, George Bush's lovely pot belly enabled him to bounce off Barney into another galaxy where he met Darth Vader and became close chums with the chap. They sang "I love you, you love me" together everyday and lived in perfect harmony until...

George Bush decided to abandon me and wage another war on Darth Vader saying something about "The war on terror". Of course being the adventurous person I am, I agreed and using his ultra super bionic leg powers, George Bush sent the both of us whizzing into space.


However, we were utterly bewildered that the alliance that we forged (using spittle and strawberry bubblegum) lead us into a land filled with minature replicas of.... ELMO!

These elmos were savage creatures who seemed to only love the sight of George Bush's handsome face (cough) and maniacally tore up or ate everything else. He fell in love with the elmos and decided to form an army using them, and pit them against DARTH VADERRRRR.


Alas Darth Vader, having used the awesome might and power of the Pudding, managed to foretell that a bucket filled with elmo's army were coming. He and Barney joined forces and stocked up lots of pumpkins (because George Bush had a phobia of them)

Oh the cruelty of it all! yet, it was in that critical period of tension (known only as the Hot War) did a true hero emerge. The KARANG GUNI MAN FROM SEASAME STREET!


The Karang Guni Man was simply amazing. Somehow he didn't seem to like George Bush's face and whacked him with many old yellowing newspapers, and Elmo replicas crawled out of their buckets screaming and clawing at him. But Karang Guni Man just squished them all with his newspapers Barney and Darth Vader joined in the mess and soon everything was eliminated except for George Bush and I (I was hiding behind a pumpkin).

The mutated yellow papers were suddenly approached by Vader's Jellysaber. and shizzled. But the hero was still undefeated (save for the fact that every limb of him was lying in some distant part of the planet now)

And then... THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!!!!! Using their ultra superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup DEDICATED THEIR LIVES to FINDING THE DETACHED LIMBS OF THE KARANG GUNI MAN.


As the PPG went on their quest, a Pikachu/Barbie hybrid sprang out to stop them.... Meanwhile, george bush lay defeated and darth vader was just about to retreat into the night with barney when....

I decided I was home-sick and began to cry helplessly. A fat, squishy Hamtaro bounced out of nowhere and comforted me, and I was happy. Darth Vader came out with a bunch of James Blunts and his partner Barney to witness this miracle.


Meanwhile, PPG was being brutually entranced by Pikachu/barbie hybrid.

It looked rather grotesque, actually. The head of a Pikachu and the body of a Barbie were melded together, and a Pikachu tail was attached to the ahem, behind of the Barbie body. It began zapping the PPG viciously.

Of course, this was when the romance started playing and Superman (soon to be the polygamic husband of PPGs) decided to act hero. He puffed his chest out and stood proudly in his bright red underwear (worn on the outside) for about a few minutes before he strangled the PBH (Pikachu/Barbie Hybrid) to death, and flew around with the PPG collecting the poor Karang Guni's limbs.

It was when they were looking under the volcanic island of Voldemort (turned Buddhist now) meditating for Karang Guni's Left arm that Superman proposed to the PPG. They were extremely touched and accepted immediately, although all three of them were fighting over who gets to sit on Superman's bulging forearm.

Of course, being mutated by a passing evil CLOCK, Superman grew another forearm to cater to Bubbles. The evil Clock was actually controlled by Harry Potter, who suddenly had a change of heart and decided to screw all Muggle things in the world.


This was when the evil battalion of Elmos (wounded and missing a few eyeballs but still very much alive) decided to continue its march to the evil Clock while i comforted myself in Vader's arms and Hamtaro's hugs as well as Barney's songs about dancing pigs.
Everything was chaotic. Furry hands clashed, mechanical parts flew. Sparks showered. Yet, Elmos were decimated by Voldemort who decided to switch to EVILNESS again. And hence joined hands with Harry Potter.

As superman and PPG smooched on...

George Bush decided to put an end to everything because he was getting a splitting headache watching all the sparks fly.
And on the Frankenstein Gorge Bush (now reincarnated but still no sense of direction by Dr. Jerkyll) marched to The EVIL TRIO.
(who's the evil trio?)
(clock + harry + bald dude)
(HAHAHAHAHAAHA)
He sentenced the three of them to death, and crushed the Clock with his bare hands (well, it wasn't big) Frankenstein tried eating Voldemort, but realised he tasted like rotten eggs.

It didnt help that Voldemort didnt use CLEAR anti-dandruff Shampoo for his dandruff that popped up (thanks to a bad cereal) on his bald head. So Franky tried chewing on Harry instead, but realised he didn't even wash his hair at all (that's why it's so ruffled and act-cool-ish). Harry reeked.

Voldemort, recovering from the ordeal with actually decent smelling scalp, (frankenstein used Listerine everyday) decided to pull those 2 apart and used every bit of his soul to summon an army of hippies to aid Harry. he made a heroic sacrifice and died. He is now remembered at Kranji Memorial Hall.


George Bush didn't like hippies so his headache got much worse and he was very frustrated. He began yanking on Harry's hair to destress (despite the stench) and the hippies began singing very loudly and tunelessly. Frankenstein died from the sound.

Meanwhile, i watched all this unfold with my eyes glued to a HD TV. with Hamtaro, while Vader and Barney went out gardening.

Harry was devastated that George Bush was ripping huge amounts of his lovely black hair out, and committed suicide from depression by Avada-Kedavra-ing himself. Hamtaro was singing his theme song happily in celebration.


Just then, Vader and Barney came in to announce their Gay marriage. while superman and the PPG decided to move to the Sun and make a new home there. So everyone lived happily ever after, and we all ate pumpkins (grown by Vader and Barney) for a party that night.

THE END :D


Thou.. Be Amazeddd... (if you've managed to last till here XD)
crushed/