Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Today, third lang sort of sucked. But it was hilarious.

See, Zhi Yi, Sock Yie, Hiu Min and I, were walking to MOELC. We went to J8 before that... to buy gloria's present! YAY! Then, while we were walking on the path that stretches from J8 to MOELC, and they were all talking loads of crap. Sock was chanting "DEBBIE WEI LE ZINING ER FA KUANG... BU NENG TING DAO AH? ZAI DA SHENG YI DIAN!" I wasn't bothering to answer her, so she claimed I agreed to it. AHEM........... DOTS. I was ignoring her man!!!!! I HEARD IT LOUD AND CLEAR, AND IT IS ALL CRAP!

Zhi Yi started complaining to me about how I told Yong Rong she was boy-crazy. I didn't!!! I told him that she probably thought he was very shuai since when she saw him she started screaming, "OMG, DEBBIE!" like a crazy woman. Yong Rong asked me, "What is her problem?" I was laughing so hard at the computer (i was using msn!) And Zhi Yi got so mad she blocked me. IT AIN'T MY FAULT!~


Okay, so we were quarrelling about how it was her fault she made yong rong think she was mad. Then she started chanting "Debbie wei le Zining blablabla" along with Sock and then this group of Hwa Chong guys kept looking back at us and walking backwards. I was all, "O.o, oh my god, shut up lah!" and they were all teasing and stuff. You know the drill.

Suddenly, Zhi Yi went, "Yong rong is over there!" and I look around boredly in case she was really telling the truth. She wasn't. She was smiling and saying, "WHOA!! You really go look for him!" And I rolled my eyes.

They continued with more teasing and crazy laughing. Suddenly, halfway through our walk, Zhi Yi started screaming, "OH MY GOD, HE'S THERE!" and I'm like, "Uh, like real, your head lah!" Then she started clutching at me and screaming, "HE'S OVER THERE LAH! LOOK!"

And I looked. And I started freaking out because he was REALLY THERE.

SO PAI SEH!!! I mean, he was walking right there AND THEY WERE TALKING SO MUCH FREAKY CRAP! WHAT IF THEY HEARD US?!? I started freaking out and lagged behind.

Lagging behind was effective, yayness. We crossed the road, still in the Hwa Chong boys' wake, me trying to be invisible. I mean, if they heard my crazy friends, my reputation would be ruined. God.

Even worse, when we got there, Hazel and Lovin were upstairs, to this stretch of floor that overlooked the canteen. I went up to throttle Hazel to death. Then she began screaming, "YONG RONG! WHERE ARE YOU! DEBBIE IS LOOKING FOR YOU!!!" Everyone around the area stared at her like O_O'''' and I kept screaming at her to shut up. She refused to. Yong Rong was practically below us, you know?! And she was screaming so damn loudly! I WAS SOOOO PAI SEH, OKAY. I was literally freaking. SCREAM, SCREAM, SCREAM until my throat ached.

I screamed "TING YIT, WHERE ARE YOU!?" like mad too. Hazel's old classmates were screaming along with me, trying to scream for Ting Yit too. YAY! I HAVE SUPPORTERS AND HAZEL DOESN'T. (: I saw ting today. He's so freakin' ugly. I didn't know it was him until I recognised this guy who was screaming "TING YIT" too walking behind him. Zhi Yi and I were spluttering and Zhi Yi almost puked; she spilled her drink while we gaped at his ugliness. Glasses slipping down his nose, a curl of hair on his forehead like sailor moon, etc. etc.

Long post. But it was hilarious today, even though I have a bad sore throat now. MAYBE I CAN PONTEN STORYTELLING. (:

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