D: I don't post for ten days and this is what my blog becomes! Tsk tsk, i own gazillion tags to many people. Love you guys who have faithfully tried to keep my tagboard alive but failed, of course, due to the lack of nothing to tag.

And i have to link and relink people too (: haha. sorry sorry guys.

Okay okay, summary of the past few days: TOTAL NIGHTMARE. everyday i get home and im so freaking exhausted i will collapse in my bed and sleep and then in the night i wake up and (try to) do homework, so i haven't gotten a chance to go online or blog so I'm completely cut off from my Internet world.

Which i used to live in, practically, X_X but now i am BANNED FROM AUDI AND ONLINE GAMES. and i CRASHED MY SMS LIMIT by 500 around there, i rock hahahaha GENIUS! (:

Okay back back to the normal blogging mode:

GOODNESS NEWSFLASH.

OMG SHIET TANSENSEI EMAILED ME BACK MY ELEARNING AND I DID EVERYTHING IN FIFTEEN MINUTES THIS MORNING HAHAHAHAHA AND I MISSED OUT A LOT OF STUFF TO SEND TO HIM HE IS GONNA MURDER ME OMG.

Deborah san,

You have not completed your homework. Ask your friends what you are supposed to do. If you have problem, then you should come and see me during lesson.

Tan

HURRHURR, tan!! omg lol. (: DAmn cool please? TAN. HHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

Eh tan i no problem actually i just wanted to give reason why i dont wanna do your elearning your english very chieammm please?

Okay i am mean but he was horrible and moodswingy today and on wednesday so I have every right to be mean to him. Oh oh i can practice NEWSPAPER REPORTING LIKE my EL TEACHER IS TEACHING US YAY! and our el teacher is not ms goh anymore ):

Okay, headlines. Hmm.

"TAN ON FIRE [geddit, it's a failed pun]
Sensei flares up at students and flicks back to being nice in the next second, causing students traumatizing brain damage [sub-headlines!]

A teacher at a language centre, only known as "Tan", caused trauma and disruption in his class on Wednesday and Friday, being exceptionally crazy and girlish on Wednesday and appallingly fierce/nice on Friday.

"First he started being freaking fierce when I didn't know how to answer his question by giving this really pissed off, Tan-ish look, then the next moment he was encouragingly BEAMING at me, literally, to give him an answer for another question!" gushed DH nervously, twiddling her fingers together as she remembered the crazy switching of his mood. "He was so strange lah! Flare up at me one second and die down the other. And i was glaring at him throughout but i doubt he noticed."

"PUNCH PUNCH LAH! He so fast change mood! then hold us back for so long lah! WEDNESDAY 20 mins and friday 10 mins! >:( just now he almost scold me lah!" claims ZY angrily, clenching her fingers into fists.

Tan is notorious for cancelling students' breaktimes and holding them back after the bell has rung for as long as 20 mins, causing certain students' FATHER much anger and making them get scolded (the journalist aka me coughs extremely loudly). He's also known to have strange moodswings and unintentional girly movements.

Also, he is known for liking guys a lot better than girls because from a EYEWITNESS, when a PARTICULAR DUDE does not do his work, he gets off with NOTHING but a weak, adoring smile from our subject, and when our aforementioned EYEWITNESS does not do her homework, she gets off with a pissed look from Tan and some harsh, loud scary noises or words, and a shaking of his head.

Regrettably, we could not clinch an interview with Tan but this is a prediction of what he would have said if we tried approaching him.

"They have problem come and see me! My japanese and english both fantastic!" Tan would say, beaming with all his teeth showing and trying to brush back his obviously-lessening hair from the camera with a excessively elegant twist of his hand. "I taught them how to get into Japanese peoples' houses for Chapter 21 you know, I made them roleplay and taught them how to BOW! So educational right?" Nodding happily and enthusiastically, Tan would smile brightly once again as he retreats into his office or wherever he lives.

More updates on Tan, this strange, strange man, will be coming up soon."

HAHAHAHA. he is going to scream if he ever reads this. When I actually get the knack of attempted journalism i shall try. And drii did say PUNCHPUNCH a lot of times today, super funny (:

YESHHHHH okay he sucks the end. LADDEE DOO DA oh and i helped to wrap the present for miss lim, yay! It was her birthday on Monday, then 6 people helped to wrap and she was like D:,"SIX PEOPLE WRAP ONE SMALL PRESENT?!"

HURRHURR FUANNNNRYEEE. (: okay im weird oh wells. Hmmmm. i shall tag back everyone now and link and bladeeblooblaa and please tag okay hurrhurr it's been deadfor 2 days (:

okay that'd be my fault cause i have such a penchant for blogging ~~~~~ (sarcasm drips. plop plop plop)